Vote for vibrating Dildos

The population of Australia vote in vibrating dildos every election.
Yes the members of parliament are very plastic ,
run on batteries and provide a small amount of satisfaction for only a few seconds .
Then ,a real dildo is shoved away at the back of an undies drawer .
This is what should be done to the parliamentary plastic penises .
Most of the time , these dildos of democracy , shaft or rear end the poor  citizen,and anyone who has to deal with the plastic p's ...suffers a  pain in the arse from being shafted .