Wednesday 15 October 2014

Anti bacterial mindset

In this era of countless germs infesting our environment ( including the politicians ) ...
I have become a vigilant anti bacterial operator .
Bleach & hospital grade disinfectant have become my weapons of choice .
If you gargle a  solution of bleach mixed water ( just a few drops in a large glass )
..this will clear your throat of germs .
Bleach is used to kill Ebola .
People carry germs via touching infected surfaces then eating without disinfecting themselves .
A garden spray bottle is good , containing the bleach - water mixture...
however one receives strange looks from passers by , when spraying and disinfecting a pie , just bought from the local bakery....
Its all good though , because I am totally germ free even if my mental state is a bit fragile .
Onto the topic of bacterial fried chicken stores , which are numerous .
They employ staff trained in satanic rituals .
" To commit evil deeds " is their mission statement.
Satan , himself , pops into selected stores , to whip up some shocking bacterial meals .