Wednesday 16 December 2015

View the R rated version of our show

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Now you can get really blue and view the R rated version of the Mental health show
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Tuesday 15 December 2015

Political fat cats with pin heads

Mr Pincock is a politician .
He gets on the gravy train every morning at Grovel Street station .
When he was asked by a reporter " what are you doing for the people of the nation ?"
His reply was ..
( off the record )
Well , what are they doing for me ?
I'm entitled to as much gravy as I can get .
The reporter said " Does that make you a Fat Cat ?"
" I'm purrrrr - fectly capable of doing a fine job in politics " he said
Mr Pincock is good friends with craig thomson , infamous new nazilander and political piss weak pinhead .
( that means when they meet , there is a pincock and a pinhead in the same room )
Now mr thomson takes the word "integrity " and breaks it into little pieces .
He is a creepy sucker ( sucks anything dry )
He stands in front of the mirror and yells out
" no , your honour , I am innocent of all these insane charges "
Unfortunately, the only one who is insane is him , plus the political peanuts who allowed him to run his shonky show .

Monday 14 December 2015

I don't mean to be disruptive , but how bad do things need to get , before something decisive is done about the abysmal hooligans who mismanage the country .
These pathetic characters urgently need a mental health appraisal or check .
To call them pinheads is close to their real talent ...and their brains are similar to microscopic germs ( the germs have far more integrity )
There is a strange , helpless
" keep going with what we've got " mentality in Australia.
Unfortunately this approach is sending the place into the depths of hell .( Satan may knock on your door , sometime soon ) If so , show him who's boss ..( satan is a nz kiwi or new nazilander ).

As Australians , we are FAR too trusting of the government's intentions .Just like the novel 1984 the Big Brother has sinister motives and is really taking us all for a RIDE

The nz flag bullshit over in new nazi land is solved simply by replacing the present flag with the nazi flag from 1945.

Sunday 22 November 2015

Mental health Christmas show

Well its that time again ,and
The Mental Health Christmas show ( audio version ) duration  10 minutes ...Mp3 , 11.43 MB .
*will be sent via email link to as many fans as possible ( free ).
If you are a potential new fan , you can get your free Christmas show just by sending a request to
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The wonderful theme of the show is Fear , Loathing and Hatred.
Hello all true blue comedy lovers ,
The dramatic and devastatingly humorous comedy Christmas show is here .
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Happy days ...
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The show is audio mp3 , 10 minutes , 11.43 MB.

Friday 20 November 2015

Put on your protective gear

So as the world around you becomes less & less " user friendly " , its time you got some protection.
This can take the form of gear ( picture below ) plus a new protective mindset .
Lets face it , the loonie pin heads in parliament are going out of their way to put YOU in harm's way .
They import " stone hearts " from new Nazi land (  nz ) who are criminally inclined to lose  the  plot ( right when you are facing them in the street ).
These characters with hearts of stone ...
 .... are off the dial , and as mad as a politician who just lost his / her seat on the gravy train .

Saturday 14 November 2015

New nazi land arsonists at work

When you meet a new nazilander or nz kiwi , you get a morbid feeling running down your spine .
They are the most miserable country on earth .
When they are children , and refuse to eat their vegetables , their nazi like parents go " ballistic ".
The parents tell their kids that their favourite teddy bear will be kidnapped and beheaded , if they don't eat the vegetables.
This threat is carried out , while the parents are wearing black hoods and holding a sharpened axe ....
No wonder they are all morbid and miserable , plus satanic and mad .
Australia is the land of a " fair go for all " .
However the new nazi land kiwis only know how to " push things too far " .They are therefore given the disrespect they deserve . Many Aussies gnash their teeth , when a nz kiwi enters their realm .
Message for Citizens of Australia,
The bushfires of 2015-16 are being lit by nz new nazi land maniacs .
These stone - hearted criminals are plotting the downfall of our nation through satanic measures such as arson .
They will stop at nothing to complete their objectives .
( including the deaths of innocent Aussie victims)

Monday 26 October 2015

Kiwis behind the wheel

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Learn about their extremely short fuse and the appalling mental health of these new Nazi landers , who take the limits of " butch " to new lows ....

Satan has a major influence on the haka.Its a ritual of evil .The best thing opposing rugby teams can do is ....put on some  welding / glare reducing goggles  plus a pair of ear muffs ,and pull out a wooden cross and raise it in the direction of the new Nazi landers performing  the satanic ritual .

When kiwis are behind the wheel , they are also influenced by Satan .

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Thursday 15 October 2015

Shambolic state of the nation

Political pinheads have added all the right ingredients to enable the criminal loonies to own our streets ....plus the government freaks import hardened crims from New Nazi land ( nz ).

The pinheads brains are so small , they battle with microscopic germs , for their IQ.

Its far too easy for a nz loose canon ,to fly over to Australia , go on a crime / murder spree , diamonds heist , ram raid or drug run ..... then just ",disappear " back to the land of the satanic dancers ( haka )

Times have changed  dramatically...

You  don't have to watch a horror movie at midnight to view characters from hell.Just stand on your nearest street corner and they will be there , in person .

The new Nazi landers pour into Australia on the pretense of looking for work.Those who don't find work , or who are sacked turn into kreepy criminals .They break into any building / shop / home , that they think is vulnerable.

The crime rate is rampant due to nz criminals on the path of destruction.To describe the infestation / influx of new nazi landers ( kiwis ) into our country as Cancer ...would be an under statement.

They are the single most cause of the severe , appalling mental health of this nation .


Wednesday 14 October 2015

New broom for Wallabies Rugby

The head honchos at Aussie Rugby Union  are as soft as a fluffy pair of pink slippers .They make " soft and fluffy " decisions all the time , and this transfers to the players ( who are perennial under achievers ).
When they face up to the new Nazi land all butch team , they wilt under the pressure of the satanic , evil ritual dance or haka .
So its time for a New broom ,to sweep out all the marshmallow men ,and bring in some True Blue officials and players ,who will take on the all butch  of nz ,and pour on the pain and play with true Aussie grit .
The nation is sick and tired of the inferior fat cats running the ARU ( Aussie rugby )
The players from the all butch of nz  ,all carry satanic images in their sports bags to motivate them .The Wallabies need to step up and " exorcise " these satanic characters , with some true blue , spirited rugby .



Monday 9 February 2015

My tormented childhood

When I was a baby , my psychotic loonie  mother coated her nipples with kerosene and sump oil before breast feeding .
Needless to say , I became a little withdrawn and suffered infant depression  syndrome.
One Christmas day , when I was about 5 yrs , while the other siblings were unwrapping their gifts , I was ordered to chase after the rubbish truck with a full trash can on my back .
Preparing for my first date , she turned the water off at the mains while I was showering , thus leaving me all suds all over .