Hello , you have reached the department of NON human services,
How can I help you today ?
Caller : oh , I was after the human services department.I didn't even know there was a NON human dept .
Official : oh yes , we cater for zombies , ghosts ,the living dead & satan worshippers.
Caller : Oh , that's interesting. Who are these characters that you help?
Official : oh , they are from new zealand . The premier of western Australia , Colin barnacle , knows about the satanic nz rituals , but does bugger all ( nothing ).
Friday 31 October 2014
Phone call to government services
