Lunatic asylums making a comeback USA

The Mental health show now has a new comedy performer ~
The Outpatient.
Stay tuned for more " mental health updates" ....Meanwhile the war against the "enemies of sanity " continues with Mr Trump staying vigilant during the turbulence
Lets face it , a wall across the Mexican border is one thing , but we need to subdue and medicate the millions of lunatics running around the USA , then build big walls around their lunatic asylums .

Mr Trump's clamp- down on illegal immigrants is full of merit.
But , the enemy amongst us is just as severe.
That is , the people of USA who mascarade as sane and responsible ( when they are really insane and mentally unstable ).
The media are a prime example of this epidemic.
That's why lunatic asylums are going to make a big comeback.
Lunatics will be locked away, instead of walking the streets , like they do now.

Is your pet smarter than Prime Minister of Aust ..?

Your pet is SMARTER than the PM of Australia ( absurd - istan ).

Prime minister Turned - toxic ,cannot role over , nor fetch a stick . He can only play dead .

Your pet is not responsible for the complete " stuff ups " that occur everyday in the PM's office .

Your pet would not be so foolish as to act like a jerk in front of 24 million people ( like the PM ).

Your pet has integrity , personality and charm ( none of these are applicable to PM Turned - toxic .

PM of Australia , knows how to BRING trouble into our country .Your wonderful pet knows how to kick trouble makers out of the yard.

Politicians , worldwide are ignorant regarding the dire consequences of reckless immigration .
They think that bringing cultures together under one umbrella should be celebrated.
In the real world , the opposite occurs where hatred and animosity rise to the surface .
Its best to have politicians , who are like guard dogs , not like weak links in the chain.

Absurd - istan in the making

Mr Turned - toxic ,PM of Australia is a true innovator .
He says its the most exciting time to be Australian , in the history of this nation .
Well,
Forget Paul Keating's prediction of us becoming a " banana republic "....
Mr Turned- toxic  is in the process of creating a new nation , under our noses ,
And its called Absurd - istan .
This means  street wars galore and a completely " spaced out " society just like the other countries ending in ' istan'.
So the ' walking dead' government just keep the nz crims rolling into our wreck of a country ( Absurd-istan )
And  , Mr Stone - face , PM of new nazi land(nz ) government is snickering every time a loose canon kiwi crim flies into Australia.
Its a shocking state of affairs .
The piss weak government of mr turn-it-over,
is working feverishly to create
Absurd-istan.
( and with every nz kiwi who flies in , the place becomes more absurd ).

State of the Nation ( upturned car wrecks)

In keeping with the dire state of the nation , our next blog entry will feature two upturned car wrecks .Instead of the artificial flossy backdrops of sunrise or other morning shows on TV , our backdrop is the " upturned wrecks of the outback "
Hello , I am Captain Jugular .
The first question I raise is...
" Are we being governed by dead people ? "
Well some say the " walking dead " but its safe to say that in Australia the leaders of the country are exhibiting plenty of signs exactly the same as a corpse /s.
They are completely lifeless dead beats ( just tune into parliamentary broadcast ).
They pass laws that enhance the chances of one us becoming a corpse .
Their integrity, ingenuity , and compassion is the same as a dead corpse ( zero ).
Trying to get some sense out of them is exactly the same as talking to a dead person ( no response )
They import strange people from new zealand ( home of lots of dead beats and stone - hearts ) ...and when they get here these nz zombies proceed to create horror shows across the country .
A new zealander walking down the street is a sure " walking dead zombie " ( take a look next time at the shopping centre).
All in all ,
its the dead leading the dead in Australia ( those who are alive these days have to beware of the dead people trying to get at them )
The biggest dead beat is the prime minister of Australia who has been brain dead for years and goes for walks at midnight around the cemeteries of Canberra .
He makes a zombie look like a brilliant personality.