I am a cop on the beat ,
Who just wants to keep the peace ,
But from time to time ,
Some grime from the gutter
Decides to commit a crime
So ,at the ready on my hip
Is the pepper pump
Full of eye dazzling spray
That will make my day ...
The capsicum chemicals
are like a cannon ball
To create a nuclear reaction In their eyeball
To watch this is fun
As they hit the turf
And no need for my gun .
According to established mental health management,
people with mental issues suffer from rock bottom lows , followed by delirious deluled highs .
I can say that listening to/watching a politician deliver vocal sewerage ,takes me closer to the bottom .
Elation and joy follows when they are cut short by a commercial break.
A haunted house doesn't have anywhere near as many spooky creeps ,as parliament house does.
Those patients receiving therapy for mental health difficulties, are advised to completely avoid viewing political madness ,
as it can easily send you into a spiraling relapse .
Mental Health,the comedian is always striving to improve his personal hygiene.
Due to incidents in shops that he has visited ,
where the assistant starts to sniff a persistent odour ,
Mental has taken this on board .
Achieving 100% cleanliness is a pipe dream ,
however to get to 40-50 % is on the radar as achievable .
A person's odour is nothing compared to the sinister
" new world odour " which operates a conspiracy across the globe ,
to ram political correctness and ignorance down everyone's throat .So far it is working like a fart filling the space of an elevator.
Mental Health ,the comic investigator ,
has a direct phone line to the new world odour kingpins,
and will be posting some audio of these calls onto this weblog soon .
The Russians have developed a NEW insect spray that your can give to your enemies ...
Its called " Rogue Rage " and it doesn't kill flies and mozzies .Instead it just makes them very angry and they fly into an uncontrollable rage .