State of the Nation ( upturned car wrecks)

In keeping with the dire state of the nation , our next blog entry will feature two upturned car wrecks .Instead of the artificial flossy backdrops of sunrise or other morning shows on TV , our backdrop is the " upturned wrecks of the outback "
Hello , I am Captain Jugular .
The first question I raise is...
" Are we being governed by dead people ? "
Well some say the " walking dead " but its safe to say that in Australia the leaders of the country are exhibiting plenty of signs exactly the same as a corpse /s.
They are completely lifeless dead beats ( just tune into parliamentary broadcast ).
They pass laws that enhance the chances of one us becoming a corpse .
Their integrity, ingenuity , and compassion is the same as a dead corpse ( zero ).
Trying to get some sense out of them is exactly the same as talking to a dead person ( no response )
They import strange people from new zealand ( home of lots of dead beats and stone - hearts ) ...and when they get here these nz zombies proceed to create horror shows across the country .
A new zealander walking down the street is a sure " walking dead zombie " ( take a look next time at the shopping centre).
All in all ,
its the dead leading the dead in Australia ( those who are alive these days have to beware of the dead people trying to get at them )
The biggest dead beat is the prime minister of Australia who has been brain dead for years and goes for walks at midnight around the cemeteries of Canberra .
He makes a zombie look like a brilliant personality.