Tuesday 15 December 2015

Political fat cats with pin heads

Mr Pincock is a politician .
He gets on the gravy train every morning at Grovel Street station .
When he was asked by a reporter " what are you doing for the people of the nation ?"
His reply was ..
( off the record )
Well , what are they doing for me ?
I'm entitled to as much gravy as I can get .
The reporter said " Does that make you a Fat Cat ?"
" I'm purrrrr - fectly capable of doing a fine job in politics " he said
Mr Pincock is good friends with craig thomson , infamous new nazilander and political piss weak pinhead .
( that means when they meet , there is a pincock and a pinhead in the same room )
Now mr thomson takes the word "integrity " and breaks it into little pieces .
He is a creepy sucker ( sucks anything dry )
He stands in front of the mirror and yells out
" no , your honour , I am innocent of all these insane charges "
Unfortunately, the only one who is insane is him , plus the political peanuts who allowed him to run his shonky show .