My tormented childhood

When I was a baby , my psychotic loonie  mother coated her nipples with kerosene and sump oil before breast feeding .
Needless to say , I became a little withdrawn and suffered infant depression  syndrome.
One Christmas day , when I was about 5 yrs , while the other siblings were unwrapping their gifts , I was ordered to chase after the rubbish truck with a full trash can on my back .
Preparing for my first date , she turned the water off at the mains while I was showering , thus leaving me all suds all over .