Lunatic asylums making a comeback USA

The Mental health show now has a new comedy performer ~
The Outpatient.
Stay tuned for more " mental health updates" ....Meanwhile the war against the "enemies of sanity " continues with Mr Trump staying vigilant during the turbulence
Lets face it , a wall across the Mexican border is one thing , but we need to subdue and medicate the millions of lunatics running around the USA , then build big walls around their lunatic asylums .

Mr Trump's clamp- down on illegal immigrants is full of merit.
But , the enemy amongst us is just as severe.
That is , the people of USA who mascarade as sane and responsible ( when they are really insane and mentally unstable ).
The media are a prime example of this epidemic.
That's why lunatic asylums are going to make a big comeback.
Lunatics will be locked away, instead of walking the streets , like they do now.

Is your pet smarter than Prime Minister of Aust ..?

Your pet is SMARTER than the PM of Australia ( absurd - istan ).

Prime minister Turned - toxic ,cannot role over , nor fetch a stick . He can only play dead .

Your pet is not responsible for the complete " stuff ups " that occur everyday in the PM's office .

Your pet would not be so foolish as to act like a jerk in front of 24 million people ( like the PM ).

Your pet has integrity , personality and charm ( none of these are applicable to PM Turned - toxic .

PM of Australia , knows how to BRING trouble into our country .Your wonderful pet knows how to kick trouble makers out of the yard.

Politicians , worldwide are ignorant regarding the dire consequences of reckless immigration .
They think that bringing cultures together under one umbrella should be celebrated.
In the real world , the opposite occurs where hatred and animosity rise to the surface .
Its best to have politicians , who are like guard dogs , not like weak links in the chain.

Absurd - istan in the making

Mr Turned - toxic ,PM of Australia is a true innovator .
He says its the most exciting time to be Australian , in the history of this nation .
Well,
Forget Paul Keating's prediction of us becoming a " banana republic "....
Mr Turned- toxic  is in the process of creating a new nation , under our noses ,
And its called Absurd - istan .
This means  street wars galore and a completely " spaced out " society just like the other countries ending in ' istan'.
So the ' walking dead' government just keep the nz crims rolling into our wreck of a country ( Absurd-istan )
And  , Mr Stone - face , PM of new nazi land(nz ) government is snickering every time a loose canon kiwi crim flies into Australia.
Its a shocking state of affairs .
The piss weak government of mr turn-it-over,
is working feverishly to create
Absurd-istan.
( and with every nz kiwi who flies in , the place becomes more absurd ).

State of the Nation ( upturned car wrecks)

In keeping with the dire state of the nation , our next blog entry will feature two upturned car wrecks .Instead of the artificial flossy backdrops of sunrise or other morning shows on TV , our backdrop is the " upturned wrecks of the outback "
Hello , I am Captain Jugular .
The first question I raise is...
" Are we being governed by dead people ? "
Well some say the " walking dead " but its safe to say that in Australia the leaders of the country are exhibiting plenty of signs exactly the same as a corpse /s.
They are completely lifeless dead beats ( just tune into parliamentary broadcast ).
They pass laws that enhance the chances of one us becoming a corpse .
Their integrity, ingenuity , and compassion is the same as a dead corpse ( zero ).
Trying to get some sense out of them is exactly the same as talking to a dead person ( no response )
They import strange people from new zealand ( home of lots of dead beats and stone - hearts ) ...and when they get here these nz zombies proceed to create horror shows across the country .
A new zealander walking down the street is a sure " walking dead zombie " ( take a look next time at the shopping centre).
All in all ,
its the dead leading the dead in Australia ( those who are alive these days have to beware of the dead people trying to get at them )
The biggest dead beat is the prime minister of Australia who has been brain dead for years and goes for walks at midnight around the cemeteries of Canberra .
He makes a zombie look like a brilliant personality.

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Political fat cats with pin heads

Mr Pincock is a politician .
He gets on the gravy train every morning at Grovel Street station .
When he was asked by a reporter " what are you doing for the people of the nation ?"
His reply was ..
( off the record )
Well , what are they doing for me ?
I'm entitled to as much gravy as I can get .
The reporter said " Does that make you a Fat Cat ?"
" I'm purrrrr - fectly capable of doing a fine job in politics " he said
Mr Pincock is good friends with craig thomson , infamous new nazilander and political piss weak pinhead .
( that means when they meet , there is a pincock and a pinhead in the same room )
Now mr thomson takes the word "integrity " and breaks it into little pieces .
He is a creepy sucker ( sucks anything dry )
He stands in front of the mirror and yells out
" no , your honour , I am innocent of all these insane charges "
Unfortunately, the only one who is insane is him , plus the political peanuts who allowed him to run his shonky show .

I don't mean to be disruptive , but how bad do things need to get , before something decisive is done about the abysmal hooligans who mismanage the country .
These pathetic characters urgently need a mental health appraisal or check .
To call them pinheads is close to their real talent ...and their brains are similar to microscopic germs ( the germs have far more integrity )
There is a strange , helpless
" keep going with what we've got " mentality in Australia.
Unfortunately this approach is sending the place into the depths of hell .( Satan may knock on your door , sometime soon ) If so , show him who's boss ..( satan is a nz kiwi or new nazilander ).

As Australians , we are FAR too trusting of the government's intentions .Just like the novel 1984 the Big Brother has sinister motives and is really taking us all for a RIDE

The nz flag bullshit over in new nazi land is solved simply by replacing the present flag with the nazi flag from 1945.

Mental health Christmas show

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The wonderful theme of the show is Fear , Loathing and Hatred.

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Put on your protective gear

So as the world around you becomes less & less " user friendly " , its time you got some protection.
This can take the form of gear ( picture below ) plus a new protective mindset .
Lets face it , the loonie pin heads in parliament are going out of their way to put YOU in harm's way .
They import " stone hearts " from new Nazi land (  nz ) who are criminally inclined to lose  the  plot ( right when you are facing them in the street ).
These characters with hearts of stone ...
 .... are off the dial , and as mad as a politician who just lost his / her seat on the gravy train .

New nazi land arsonists at work

When you meet a new nazilander or nz kiwi , you get a morbid feeling running down your spine .
They are the most miserable country on earth .
When they are children , and refuse to eat their vegetables , their nazi like parents go " ballistic ".
The parents tell their kids that their favourite teddy bear will be kidnapped and beheaded , if they don't eat the vegetables.
This threat is carried out , while the parents are wearing black hoods and holding a sharpened axe ....
No wonder they are all morbid and miserable , plus satanic and mad .
Australia is the land of a " fair go for all " .
However the new nazi land kiwis only know how to " push things too far " .They are therefore given the disrespect they deserve . Many Aussies gnash their teeth , when a nz kiwi enters their realm .
Message for Citizens of Australia,
The bushfires of 2015-16 are being lit by nz new nazi land maniacs .
These stone - hearted criminals are plotting the downfall of our nation through satanic measures such as arson .
They will stop at nothing to complete their objectives .
( including the deaths of innocent Aussie victims)

Kiwis behind the wheel

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Satan has a major influence on the haka.Its a ritual of evil .The best thing opposing rugby teams can do is ....put on some  welding / glare reducing goggles  plus a pair of ear muffs ,and pull out a wooden cross and raise it in the direction of the new Nazi landers performing  the satanic ritual .

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Shambolic state of the nation

Political pinheads have added all the right ingredients to enable the criminal loonies to own our streets ....plus the government freaks import hardened crims from New Nazi land ( nz ).

The pinheads brains are so small , they battle with microscopic germs , for their IQ.

Its far too easy for a nz loose canon ,to fly over to Australia , go on a crime / murder spree , diamonds heist , ram raid or drug run ..... then just ",disappear " back to the land of the satanic dancers ( haka )

Times have changed  dramatically...

You  don't have to watch a horror movie at midnight to view characters from hell.Just stand on your nearest street corner and they will be there , in person .

The new Nazi landers pour into Australia on the pretense of looking for work.Those who don't find work , or who are sacked turn into kreepy criminals .They break into any building / shop / home , that they think is vulnerable.

The crime rate is rampant due to nz criminals on the path of destruction.To describe the infestation / influx of new nazi landers ( kiwis ) into our country as Cancer ...would be an under statement.

They are the single most cause of the severe , appalling mental health of this nation .

New broom for Wallabies Rugby

The head honchos at Aussie Rugby Union  are as soft as a fluffy pair of pink slippers .They make " soft and fluffy " decisions all the time , and this transfers to the players ( who are perennial under achievers ).

When they face up to the new Nazi land all butch team , they wilt under the pressure of the satanic , evil ritual dance or haka .

So its time for a New broom ,to sweep out all the marshmallow men ,and bring in some True Blue officials and players ,who will take on the all butch  of nz ,and pour on the pain and play with true Aussie grit .

The nation is sick and tired of the inferior fat cats running the ARU ( Aussie rugby )

The players from the all butch of nz  ,all carry satanic images in their sports bags to motivate them .The Wallabies need to step up and " exorcise " these satanic characters , with some true blue , spirited rugby .

My tormented childhood

When I was a baby , my psychotic loonie  mother coated her nipples with kerosene and sump oil before breast feeding .
Needless to say , I became a little withdrawn and suffered infant depression  syndrome.
One Christmas day , when I was about 5 yrs , while the other siblings were unwrapping their gifts , I was ordered to chase after the rubbish truck with a full trash can on my back .
Preparing for my first date , she turned the water off at the mains while I was showering , thus leaving me all suds all over .

Phone call to government services

Hello , you have reached the department of NON human services,
How can I help you today ?
Caller : oh , I was after the human services department.I didn't even know there was a NON human dept .
Official : oh yes , we cater for zombies , ghosts  ,the living dead & satan worshippers.
Caller : Oh , that's interesting. Who are  these characters that you help?
Official : oh , they are from new zealand . The premier of western Australia , Colin barnacle , knows about the satanic nz rituals , but does bugger all ( nothing ).

Anti bacterial mindset

In this era of countless germs infesting our environment ( including the politicians ) ...
I have become a vigilant anti bacterial operator .
Bleach & hospital grade disinfectant have become my weapons of choice .
If you gargle a  solution of bleach mixed water ( just a few drops in a large glass )
..this will clear your throat of germs .
Bleach is used to kill Ebola .
People carry germs via touching infected surfaces then eating without disinfecting themselves .
A garden spray bottle is good , containing the bleach - water mixture...
however one receives strange looks from passers by , when spraying and disinfecting a pie , just bought from the local bakery....
Its all good though , because I am totally germ free even if my mental state is a bit fragile .

Onto the topic of bacterial fried chicken stores , which are numerous .

They employ staff trained in satanic rituals .

" To commit evil deeds " is their mission statement.

Satan , himself , pops into selected stores , to whip up some shocking bacterial meals .

Vote for vibrating Dildos

The population of Australia vote in vibrating dildos every election.
Yes the members of parliament are very plastic ,
run on batteries and provide a small amount of satisfaction for only a few seconds .
Then ,a real dildo is shoved away at the back of an undies drawer .
This is what should be done to the parliamentary plastic penises .
Most of the time , these dildos of democracy , shaft or rear end the poor  citizen,and anyone who has to deal with the plastic p's ...suffers a  pain in the arse from being shafted .

Pepper Spray Poetry

I am a cop on the beat ,
Who just wants to keep the peace ,
But from time to time ,
Some grime from the gutter
Decides to commit a crime
So ,at the ready on my hip
Is the pepper pump
Full of eye dazzling spray
That will make my day ...
The capsicum chemicals
are like a cannon ball
To create a nuclear reaction In their eyeball
To watch this is fun
As they hit the turf
And no need for my gun .

Highs and lows of daily life

According to established mental health management,
people with mental issues suffer from rock bottom lows , followed by delirious deluled highs .
I can say that listening to/watching a politician deliver vocal sewerage ,takes me closer to the bottom .
Elation and joy follows when they are cut short by a commercial break.
A haunted house doesn't have anywhere near as many spooky creeps ,as parliament house does.
Those patients receiving therapy for mental health difficulties, are advised to completely avoid viewing political madness ,
as it can easily send you into a spiraling relapse .

Striving to improve Personal hygiene

Mental Health,the comedian is always striving to improve his personal hygiene.
Due to incidents in shops that he has visited ,
where the assistant starts to sniff a persistent odour ,
Mental has taken this on board .
Achieving 100% cleanliness is a pipe dream ,
however to get to 40-50 % is on the radar as achievable .
A person's odour is nothing compared to the sinister
" new world odour " which operates a conspiracy across the globe ,
to ram political correctness and ignorance down everyone's throat .So far it is working like a fart filling the space of an elevator.
Mental Health ,the comic investigator ,
has a direct phone line to the new world odour kingpins,
and will be posting some audio of these calls onto this weblog soon .
The Russians have developed a NEW insect spray that your can give to your enemies ...
Its called " Rogue Rage " and it doesn't kill flies and mozzies .Instead it just makes them very angry and they fly into an uncontrollable rage .